Students Are Not Terrorists: The New Syllabus of State Paranoia
When the state runs out of arguments, it reaches for the UAPA handbook. Abhijeet Dipke reminds us that students are not the enemy.
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When the state runs out of arguments, it reaches for the UAPA handbook. Abhijeet Dipke reminds us that students are not the enemy.
Read satirical coverageAbhijeet Dipke fires a warning shot at the establishment, demanding an end to the systemic harassment of students across the country.
Read satirical coverageWhen the Prime Minister treats the nation like a vlog, perhaps it is time we all start treating the state like a brand deal.
Read satirical coverageAbhijeet Dipke’s recent morning video post serves as a sobering reminder that while visibility is nice, systemic change requires more than soundbites.
Read satirical coverageWhen the man who built a political identity on the resilience of the common cockroach gets sidelined by a basic waterborne pathogen, the universe is clearly laughing at us.
Read satirical coverageIf the powers that be are sending their local muscle to handle a few cockroaches, maybe we are finally getting under their skin.
Read satirical coverageWhen the establishment gets rattled by a few cockroaches, they don't reach for the broom; they reach for the agitprop handbook.
Read satirical coverageCJP's Abhijeet Dipke announces indefinite hunger strike after climate activist Sonam Wangchuk moved to hospital.
Read satirical coverageThe government's silence on Sonam Wangchuk's climate fast is deafening, raising serious concerns about his well-being and the administration's priorities.
Read satirical coverageIn solidarity with Sonam Wangchuk, CJP's Abhijeet Dipke begins a hunger strike, declaring the protest will not cease until demands are met.
Read satirical coverageSonam Wangchuk's hunger strike highlights government apathy, drawing sharp criticism from the CJP.
Read satirical coverageCJP Chief Abhijeet Dipke and Delhi Police trade barbs over a shade structure for Sonam Wangchuk's protest, exposing bureaucratic tensions.
Read satirical coverageAmbika Shukla, sister of Maneka Gandhi, lends support to the Cockroach Janta Party's Delhi protest and leader Abhijeet Dipke.
Read satirical coverageYoung Indians, fueled by frustration, take to the streets demanding accountability for the JEE exam crisis. The Cockroach Janta Party stands in solidarity.
Read satirical coverageCongress weighs the risks and rewards of backing the unconventional Cockroach Janta Party.
Read satirical coverageLadakh's future hangs in the balance as Sonam Wangchuk's climate fast reaches 25 days, with the CJP demanding government response.
Read satirical coverageGen Z's protest gains momentum as Abhijeet Dipke connects with aspiring civil servants in Mukherjee Nagar.
Read satirical coverageGen Z's patience wears thin as exam paper leaks become a recurring crisis, prompting calls for systemic reform and accountability.
Read satirical coverageCJP founder Abhijeet Dipke calls for July 20 Parliament march; economist Jayati Ghosh backs student protest
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Read satirical coverageCJP founder Abhijeet Dipke references Sonam Wangchuk's fasting to urge students against dangerous protests, emphasizing responsible activism and well-being.
Read satirical coverageCJP's Abhijeet Dipke addresses a viral video of him eating during Sonam Wangchuk's fast, calling the clip 'out of context'.
Read satirical coverageDelhi HC orders unblocking of CJP’s X account, Abhijeet Dipke calls it ‘big victory for free speech’
Read satirical coverageThe Delhi High Court has ordered the unblocking of the Cockroach Janata Party's Twitter account, a significant win for party leader Abhijeet Dipk.
Read satirical coverageCJP founder Abhijeet Dipke addresses the ongoing NEET exam crisis, urging Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan to take responsibility as students face uncertainty.
Read satirical coverageCJP protest day 17: Abhijeet Dipke alleges police filming women volunteers, Sonam Wangchuk's fast enters 9th day.
Read satirical coverageTCJP Jantar Mantar Protest Gains Momentum: New Faces Join
Read satirical coverageThe youth jobs crisis fuelling India’s Cockroach Janta Party protests.
Read satirical coverageSonam Wangchuk joins CJP protest, begins indefinite fast over alleged exam irregularities in NEET and UGC-NET.
Read satirical coverageCJP founder Abhijeet Dipke has publicly condemned Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan, linking the systemic failure of the NEET examination process to the tragic loss of 17 student lives.
Read satirical coverageDelhi Police has officially designated our site as 'illegal,' proving that existing while overqualified is a criminal offense in the capital.
Read satirical coverageThe Cockroach Janta Party has turned Jantar Mantar into a hub of resistance, refusing to vacate until the education minister addresses the crisis.
Read satirical coverageAllegations of police harassment surface as Abhijeet Dipke claims protestors at a CJP demonstration were denied food and water, escalating tensions.
Read satirical coverageAbhijeet Dipke's Jantar Mantar protest highlights Gen Z's demand for accountability in exam processes.
Read satirical coverageAbhijeet Dipke of the Cockroach Janta Party is seeking support from farmer unions to amplify the protest against the NEET paper leak.
Read satirical coverageAttackers who slapped Abhijeet Dipke at CJP protest in Jaipur garlanded after release | Video | India News Hindustan Times
Read satirical coverageAbhijeet Dipke slapped during Jaipur protest; CJP alleges 'intimidation tactics' and demands accountability.
Read satirical coverageTCJP founder Abhijeet Dipke meets father of NEET aspirant who committed suicide, underscoring the crisis in India's education system.
Read satirical coverageCockroach Janta Party denied permission for Jaipur protest, they ask: ‘What scared Rajasthan Police?’
Read satirical coverageThe physical assault on CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke at a Jaipur protest has brought the simmering frustrations of India's youth to the forefront.
Read satirical coverageAbhijeet Dipke in Nagpur for anti-Pradhan protest, highlighting student issues after the Jaipur slap incident.
Read satirical coverageTCJP Dispatch desk: The Cockroach Janta Party has initiated a new wave of organized protests across major urban centers, citing systemic apathy toward the educated unemployed.
Read satirical coverageCJP founder Dipke alleges an attack on student voices was orchestrated by RSS-linked individuals, demanding accountability.
Read satirical coverageTCJP founder Abhijeet Dipke allegedly slapped during Jaipur protest. The Hindu reports on the incident, with CJP releasing a statement.
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