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Exploitation of students, killing of dreams

Swara Suvagiya✓ REQ / 1557031 May 2026

Surat, Gujarat

I spent two long, excruciating, almost dehumanizing years preparing for NEET-UG aspirant. Why I was preparing for NEET is a whole another issue that needs to be addressed as well. Unfortunately, my plan for my life and my parent's plan for my life happened to be poles apart. I had decided on opting Arts, score excellently in boards and then study in some elite university like Oxford. My parents decided that I'll study Science first, do MBBS, and then follow my 'hobby' like a part-time job.

So my mother and I moved to Surat (city) and lived in a rented apartment since there is no good coaching centre in my T/O, which is a government township. Surat is 80 kms from township.

And this is where I started to know the reality of the system. No one could ever imagine how I spent these two years, shutting out the thousands and thousands of stories and millions of characters in my mind. Even while studying human heart, and Newton's Laws of Motions, I saw my characters. They haunted me. But I went through it only because my father promised me that he will let me persuade Arts if I manage to bring a good score in NEET. I joined a coaching institute in 2024. And ever since then, NEET has been a mess for three consecutive years.

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Ishita pandey✓ REQ / 197526 Jun 2026

I share your interest for arts. Fortunately for me, I scored excellent in board exams and my parents allowed me to pursue it and I know how it feels to do what you want. I really really empathize with you and sincerely hope you someday are able to experience and manifest your love for arts. Kudos to your strength!

Hari om✓ REQ / 243957 Jun 2026

Listen.

We have a major issue with data handling. Do you not realize that the stuff you upload while making sure you spend 3 hours compressing the jpeg to 100kb, your ids, your privacy rights, your documents, files etc that you upload for "verification" including financial information is being sold in the deepwebs with Cryptocurrency.

For the sake of stalker's and criminals who use that data to target gullible folks and lead them to possibly end up homeless or suicide.

This is a major psychological warfare sponsored by the terrorist regime.

Be careful about how you use your electronic devices. The internet is not really safe. It was not meant to be.

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