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✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
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THE COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026

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Healthcare Issues.

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Healthcare8/10· SERIOUS

We are going to fall short of doctor in addition to deteriorating quality of life.

India needs 3 DOCTORS per 1,000 people to be a DEVELOPED nation. We currently have LESS than 1. That means India needs to produce 2.8 MILLION MORE doctors to prevent a HEALTHCARE C

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Siddharth Xavier✓ REQ / 35043·25 Jul 2026
Hyderabad, Telangana
Healthcare8/10
· SERIOUS

Trackment in judgement of life lessons

Destribate their challenges to gaol oriented lifes . Marginal variations in tough situations of gatherings in depounding vibes to emerge in one catholic writes.brief intellifence t

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Pooja Kumari✓ REQ / 30681·17 Jul 2026
Udhampur, Jammu & Kashmir
Healthcare10/10· CRITICAL

Private company runs operates government hospital in madhya pradesh

Kitna ajeeb hai her chiz private ho rahe hai jisse hume koi cheez pure ni milti ab trust kese kare ek government he to hoti jis pe trust hkta ki yeh safe hai trusted hai or ab hosp

FK
Fardeen Khan✓ REQ / 17158·20 Jun 2026
Rewa, Madhya Pradesh
Healthcare10/10· CRITICAL

Health facility zero in Madhya Pradesh

Health facility zero hai hospital k naam pe kuch ni dr hai ni hospital me or jo machine hai wo chlti ni 😅 naam ka superspeciality hospital ap logo ko soch sakte ho ki aj bhi mp k

FK
Fardeen Khan✓ REQ / 17158·17 Jun 2026
Rewa, Madhya Pradesh
Healthcare10/10· CRITICAL

Road health centre water crossing drain

Dear people I went join this party I have come this party congratulation whi all support please come West Bengal my place Bhangarh love you and thank you

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okr sound✓ REQ / 21905·6 Jun 2026
South 24 Parganas, West Bengal
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