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✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
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THE COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026

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Water5/10· MODERATE

Water problem channot gaav hansi

बीजेपी का mla Vinod bhyana hansi line se connection nhi de rha पिछले 20 din se धरने पर bethe h pine ka pani nhi h gaav me har din gaav k bache bimar ho रहे h जहर pine ko majbur h ब

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MUNISH DUHAN✓ REQ / 16760·2 Jun 2026
Hisar, Haryana
Water7/10· SERIOUS

WATER UNAVAILABILITY DUE TO NEGLIGENCE

THERE IS NO MUNICIPAL WATER TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STAYING IN VIJAYAWADA,TADIGADAPA .THE PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING A LOT WITH THE MUD WATER .AND THERE IS NO EESPONSE FROM THE MUNICIPAL O

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BOPPANA VIJAYCHOWDARY✓ REQ / 20151·5 Jun 2026
Krishna, Andhra Pradesh
Water7/10· SERIOUS

Clean water is a fundamental right

1. Pun vs haryana issue, no proper sanitation, ignoring water board has severely impacted water availability in our area. 2. If water is available, then without RO it's not safe to

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Komal Soni✓ REQ / 21269·6 Jun 2026
Sirsa, Haryana
Water9/10· CRITICAL

Rising temperatures and water shortage made worse by AI data centersss

Google, Meta and Microsoft are planning to build large scale AI data centers across India. These data centers require lakhs if not crores of liters of water to keep them cool while

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shashwat sharma✓ REQ / 20739·5 Jun 2026
Visakhapatnam, Andhra Pradesh
Water10/10· CRITICAL

Lack of Water Supply, Garbage Collection, Dustbins and Sewerage Facilities in Our Area

Residents of our area are facing multiple civic problems. There is no proper water connection, forcing people to depend on alternative and often unreliable sources of water. Garbag

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tarun giri✓ REQ / 17785·4 Jun 2026
Haridwar, Uttarakhand
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