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✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
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THE COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026

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TOPHOTNEW
Police & Law10/10· CRITICAL

As a single mother, I am devastated. A powerful AIIMS doctor is manipulating the POCSO case of my daughter. With corrupt police and broken courts, zero justice

I have lost all faith in our corrupt legal and police systems, leaving citizens completely unsafe in their own country. As a single mother, I am watching an influential AIIMS docto

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DR PRIYANKA CHAUDHARY✓ REQ / 21900·6 Jun 2026
North West Delhi, Delhi
Police & Law
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Request to establish legal team

Aap legal team banaiye as an advocate ham aapki team se judne or sahyog ke liye tyyar haindelhi, gaziabad meerut kisi bhi jagah legal ad ki zarurat hogi ham aapke sath hai,

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Shoaib Akhtar✓ REQ / 37816·28 Jul 2026
Ghaziabad, Uttar Pradesh
Police & Law10/10· CRITICAL

Murder of Children in GameZone (Rajkot Fire)

Before two years, there was fire at a Game Zone in Rajkot and too many children passed away (Burn Alive). Rajkot Commissioner of Police directly responsible but he took transfer im

PM
Papa Mike✓ REQ / 36927·27 Jul 2026
Rajkot, Gujarat
Police & Law8/10· SERIOUS

Democratic Contradiction and institutional abuse

Is it justice when army vehicles stop local buses? Is it institutional duty, or institutional decadence? What was meant to safeguard the people now obstructs them, turning democrac

NA
Naik Arbaz✓ REQ / 34987·25 Jul 2026
Srinagar, Jammu & Kashmir
Police & Law10/10· CRITICAL

Have Been trying for legal aid by Nalsa since 2025

Have been spyed upon from family and friends. Have been mentally harassed by immediate family members and people of the society . Have been forced to succumb ro office and family p

AB
abhinav✓ REQ / 33185·19 Jul 2026
Gautam Buddha Nagar, Uttar Pradesh
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