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✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
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✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
THE COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026
VisionManifestoArticlesGalleryMembersIssuesTrackerProtestsContact
SUPPORT THE DEV →JOIN THE SWARM →RAISE AN ISSUE →
Disclaimer

Independent satirical commentary website — satire and civic commentary only; not the official Cockroach Janta Party and not affiliated with the movement.

  • Independent satire
  • Not a registered party
  • Symbolic membership only
Full notice

Independent satirical commentary website — satire and civic commentary only; not the official Cockroach Janta Party and not affiliated with the movement. Not endorsed by or connected to the movement or its founder. Not a registered political party; does not field candidates or accept election funds. Membership and cards on this site are symbolic website participation only and do not enrol you in the official movement. Operated in compliance with applicable Indian law. Official movement: cockroachjantaparty.org.

Official movement ↗Legal & transparency →
The Dispatch

One email. When it matters.

New essays, manifesto updates, and the occasional open letter. No spam, no corporate drip sequence.

THE COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026

Independent satirical commentary website — satire and civic commentary only; not the official Cockroach Janta Party and not affiliated with the movement. Operated in compliance with applicable Indian law. Headquartered wherever the wifi works.

Not affiliated with the Cockroach Janta Party movement. The official movement is at cockroachjantaparty.org.

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    Other5/10· MODERATE

    We the govt employees, demanding Old pension schemes,OPS for Category D And C staffs only who earns just to survive, want secured old age , please help

    We 53 employees, in NFRly, after completing our Act Apprentice training under railways for 3 years in 11/2023 in OPS era , were appointed on seniority similar to final exam results

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    Voice of the swarm — real problems, real India

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    Other5/10· MODERATE

    We the govt employees, demanding Old pension schemes,OPS for Category D And C staffs only who earns just to survive, want secured old age , please help

    We 53 employees, in NFRly, after completing our Act Apprentice training under railways for 3 years in 11/2023 in OPS era , were appointed on seniority similar to final exam results

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    Dibakar Dutta✓ REQ / 36656·26 Jul 2026
    Kamrup Metropolitan, Assam
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    There re many website name with CJP and asking Donation.

    There re many website name with CJP and asking Donation, people are confused and being looted. they can be misguide the youth. please do needful. Please take initiative to block th

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    Gulab Chandra Kushwaha✓ REQ / 36620·26 Jul 2026
    Satna, Madhya Pradesh
    Other9/10· CRITICAL

    5 Day Working in Banking system and Condition of Bankers

    I have been working in State Bank of India Since last 2 years and waiting for 5 days working Govt. Has accepted the offer for 5 Days Banking But still not implemented. We have been

    SK
    Shashi Kant✓ REQ / 36578·26 Jul 2026
    Mahendragarh, Haryana
    Other5/10· MODERATE

    Someone is beating some college students on the way of jantar mantar

    https://youtube.com/shorts/XqP3XXnAmrk?si=Z_ym5ieHZfB9D1UO Watch this video. I have attached the link of youtube video. Someone is bullying the college students and posted the vide

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    Md Alam✓ REQ / 35162·26 Jul 2026
    New Delhi, Delhi
    Other10/10· CRITICAL

    Current class of political representatives

    Every election we are faced with a choice, Bad or Worse. It's time we change that and that begins with NOTA. Across party lines we are faced with a choice of candidates with whom w

    SY
    Saurabh Yadav✓ REQ / 36304·26 Jul 2026
    Varanasi, Uttar Pradesh
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    5/10
    · MODERATE

    There re many website name with CJP and asking Donation.

    There re many website name with CJP and asking Donation, people are confused and being looted. they can be misguide the youth. please do needful. Please take initiative to block th

    GK
    Gulab Chandra Kushwaha✓ REQ / 36620·26 Jul 2026
    Satna, Madhya Pradesh
    Other9/10· CRITICAL

    5 Day Working in Banking system and Condition of Bankers

    I have been working in State Bank of India Since last 2 years and waiting for 5 days working Govt. Has accepted the offer for 5 Days Banking But still not implemented. We have been

    SK
    Shashi Kant✓ REQ / 36578·26 Jul 2026
    Mahendragarh, Haryana
    Other5/10· MODERATE

    Someone is beating some college students on the way of jantar mantar

    https://youtube.com/shorts/XqP3XXnAmrk?si=Z_ym5ieHZfB9D1UO Watch this video. I have attached the link of youtube video. Someone is bullying the college students and posted the vide

    MA
    Md Alam✓ REQ / 35162·26 Jul 2026
    New Delhi, Delhi
    Other10/10· CRITICAL

    Current class of political representatives

    Every election we are faced with a choice, Bad or Worse. It's time we change that and that begins with NOTA. Across party lines we are faced with a choice of candidates with whom w

    SY
    Saurabh Yadav✓ REQ / 36304·26 Jul 2026
    Varanasi, Uttar Pradesh
    1…121314…17

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