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✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
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THE COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026

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Other10/10· CRITICAL

India's Per Capita GDP is low because we have substituted British Raj with the IAS

If you folks are serious about raising people out of poverty, it is not going to happen in the current centralised & federal form of governance. There is a need to debate the power

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Venkata Pendyala✓ REQ / 24100·7 Jun 2026
Rangareddy, Telangana
Other10/10· CRITICAL

"Yuva Aayog" @ Center level as well state level to coordinate with all ministries and departments.

We need change it comes when we have a place so we need "Yuva Ayog" @ centre and state level. Which deals with coordination among all ayog's It consists below major issues - * Educ

AM
Amit✓ REQ / 22127·6 Jun 2026
Budaun, Uttar Pradesh
Other10/10· CRITICAL

CSIL ki gundagardi dukan k bhr se samersebal chura le gye JCB se ukhad kr

CSIL wale raat me road ka kaam krte time ghr k bhr ka samersebal ko chori kr le jate h or jb shikayat to gundagardi dikhate h.Aur jisse paise mill jate h uska kaam aram se kr de rh

MW
Mohammad Wasif✓ REQ / 20834·5 Jun 2026
Kaushambi, Uttar Pradesh
Other5/10· MODERATE

Subsidy not given in NLM(national livestock mission) india

madhya pradesh sarkar ke dwara SLEC round clear hone ke bad CEC central goverment ki meeting na hona es karan se mere ko 50 lakh ki subsidy nahi mil pa rahi hai july month se bank

TL
Trilok Lalawat✓ REQ / 35562·25 Jul 2026
Datia, Madhya Pradesh
Other5/10· MODERATE

Remove BJP & RSS from Power and Institutions.

Congratulations!!! For the first step. The war is not yet over, until the entire BJP is removed from power. We still have a long way to go... My suggestion to CJP, from now on any

MD
Melvin D'Souza✓ REQ / 33142·25 Jul 2026
Mumbai City, Maharashtra
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  • 1Unjustified Taxation : Increasing Taxation reach to larger populationOther 1
  • 2A minister threatened and tracked down a Female protesterWomen Safety 0
  • 3Civic anger about india. affected people are not getting judgements fair enough. Judgements always biased one.Other 0
  • 4DSSSB Typing Issue with Unfair with Students during conducting examEducation 1
  • 5Govt's Actions Against Certain ProtestorPolice & Law 0
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  • 1Minor girl gang r@pe in BehalaWomen Safety 463
  • 2The Indian Media has no freedom of speechMedia 322
  • 3Exploitation of students, killing of dreamsEducation 312
  • 4Addressing the Impact of Low National R&D Expenditure on Brain Drain and Global CompetitivenessEmployment 194
  • 5Protests against the eviction of street vendors.Judiciary 141
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  • Unjustified Taxation : Increasing Taxation reach to larger populationOther 1
  • A minister threatened and tracked down a Female protesterWomen Safety 0
Civic anger about india. affected people are not getting judgements fair enough. Judgements always biased one.Other 0
  • DSSSB Typing Issue with Unfair with Students during conducting examEducation 1