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✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
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THE COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026

Independent satirical commentary website — satire and civic commentary only; not the official Cockroach Janta Party and not affiliated with the movement. Operated in compliance with applicable Indian law. Headquartered wherever the wifi works.

Not affiliated with the Cockroach Janta Party movement. The official movement is at cockroachjantaparty.org.

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Transport7/10· SERIOUS

Consumers Are Not Given a Choice Between Pure Petrol and Ethanol-Blended Petrol

Many fuel stations now primarily supply ethanol-blended petrol, leaving consumers with little or no choice to purchase conventional petrol. Vehicle owners have different vehicle ag

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Shubam Sumbria✓ REQ / 23236·8 Jun 2026
Jammu, Jammu & Kashmir
Transport8/10· SERIOUS

Poor Traffic Management by the Police

The city police lacks basic knowledge on how to control the traffic, how to plan in such a way a tiny city without traffic and accidents. No basic sense to manage the traffic.

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Murugesan Ashok✓ REQ / 23308·7 Jun 2026
Erode, Tamil Nadu
Transport8/10· SERIOUS

Ethanol blending, low mileage, issues in vehicles, maintainance costs increased yet petrol became expensive! who gets the profit in this? Ethanol company.

Ethanol per litre production consumes 10000 litres of water, according to indian growing population we have to save water for our future generations, ethanol mixing was proposed to

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Ashutosh✓ REQ / 22563·6 Jun 2026
Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh
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