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✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
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THE COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026

Independent satirical commentary website — satire and civic commentary only; not the official Cockroach Janta Party and not affiliated with the movement. Operated in compliance with applicable Indian law. Headquartered wherever the wifi works.

Not affiliated with the Cockroach Janta Party movement. The official movement is at cockroachjantaparty.org.

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Transport10/10· CRITICAL

Mumbai Local trains are continuously late

Since last two years all local trains are running late, not a single train come on time. Solve this problem instead of raising issues not directly related to the general public.

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Shyam Khot✓ REQ / 25254·10 Jun 2026
Mumbai Suburban, Maharashtra
Transport6/10· MODERATE

Request for Transparency Regarding Financial Interests in Ethanol Industry Policy Decisions

Public confidence in policymaking depends on transparency and accountability. Concerns have been raised in public discussions regarding possible financial interests of individuals

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Shubam Sumbria✓ REQ / 23236·8 Jun 2026
Jammu, Jammu & Kashmir
Transport8/10· SERIOUS

Need for Clear Insurance and Warranty Guidelines for Ethanol-Blended Fuel Usage

Vehicle owners remain uncertain regarding insurance coverage and warranty protection in cases where fuel-related damage is suspected. There is considerable confusion among consumer

SS
Shubam Sumbria✓ REQ / 23236·8 Jun 2026
Jammu, Jammu & Kashmir
Transport7/10· SERIOUS

Lack of Retail Fuel Price Reduction Despite Higher Ethanol Content in Petrol

Ethanol blending has been promoted as a measure to reduce fuel imports and improve energy security. However, consumers have not experienced proportionate reductions in retail petro

SS
Shubam Sumbria✓ REQ / 23236·8 Jun 2026
Jammu, Jammu & Kashmir
Transport8/10· SERIOUS

Need for Independent Assessment of Long-Term Impact of E20 Fuel on Vehicle Engines

There is growing concern among vehicle owners regarding the long-term impact of E20 petrol on engine components, fuel systems, mileage, maintenance costs, and overall vehicle perfo

SS
Shubam Sumbria✓ REQ / 23236·8 Jun 2026
Jammu, Jammu & Kashmir
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  • 2Independence of Key Democratic and Growth InstitutionsOther 0
  • 3An attempt was made to kill an 18-year-old girl.Other 0
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  • 5Request to Raise the Issue of Out-of-Syllabus Questions in AIIMS CRE Group Code 3 ExamEducation 0
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