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✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment✦Party Launch · Volume 1, Edition 1✦Filed under: General Disgruntlement✦Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm.✦HQ: Wherever the wifi works✦Now accepting rants, retweets, and resentment
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THE COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026

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Other5/10· MODERATE

Remove BJP & RSS from Power and Institutions.

Congratulations!!! For the first step. The war is not yet over, until the entire BJP is removed from power. We still have a long way to go... My suggestion to CJP, from now on any

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Melvin D'Souza✓ REQ / 33142·25 Jul 2026
Mumbai City, Maharashtra
Roads8/10· SERIOUS

Bad Roads in Aligarh, Delayed flyover construction

I don't think the roads in Aligarh City are meant for Car Transportation. The roads are really bad even around the AMU campus, The Qila Road flyover connecting the Purani chungi an

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Zeeshan Mohammad Khan✓ REQ / 19146·4 Jun 2026
Aligarh, Uttar Pradesh
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  • 3Unjustified Taxation : Increasing Taxation reach to larger populationOther 1
  • 4A minister threatened and tracked down a Female protesterWomen Safety 0
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  • 5Protests against the eviction of street vendors.Judiciary 142
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  • A minister threatened and tracked down a Female protesterWomen Safety 0